Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to swear. So, the eight-year-old says to the six-year-old, "Okay, you say `as*' and I'll say `hell'".
All excited about their plan, they troop downstairs, where their mother asks them what they'd like for breakfast.
"Aw, hell," says the eight-year-old, "gimme some Cheerios."
His mother backhands him off the stool, sending him bawling out of the room, and turns to the younger brother. "What'll you have?"
"I dunno," quavers the six-year-old, "but you can bet your as* it ain't gonna be Cheerios."
2006-08-11 03:11:17 · 15 answers · asked by roseseeth 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lols
2006-08-11 03:25:47 · answer #1 · answered by miracleMB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-08-11 12:27:12 · answer #2 · answered by lovers fool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol tats funny
2006-08-11 14:13:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny. 2 points...ching!
2006-08-14 16:12:01 · answer #4 · answered by jenn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are you saying about?
2006-08-11 10:16:11 · answer #5 · answered by CELiNE:] 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-08-11 10:37:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
laughing my as* off
2006-08-11 17:07:24 · answer #7 · answered by kami_morris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its kinda old sorry â¥
2006-08-11 10:43:29 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-08-11 10:17:10 · answer #9 · answered by animals are very important 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny. good one:-)
2006-08-11 10:25:28 · answer #10 · answered by vanilla_bean_dream 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋