2006-08-11 02:43:04 · 13 answers · asked by aryanz_rules 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ya! they don't do anything but are still so cute. i want one lol
2006-08-11 02:44:01 · answer #1 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cats are not selfish, just angry. See Below:
CAT'S DIARY
Day 483 of my captivity...
My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.
The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild
satisfaction, that I get from clawing their furniture.
Tomorrow I will eat another houseplant.
Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they
were walking almost succeeded - must try this at the top of the stairs.
In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again
induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair. I must remember to try this
on their bed.
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make
them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear in their
hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was.
Hmmm, that did not work according to pl an...
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in
solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the
food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers
of inducing "allergies." I must learn what this is and how I may use it to
my advantage.
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog
is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a
half-wit.
The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant and speaks with them
regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current
placement in the metal room, his safety is assured.
But I have patience, I can wait
2006-08-11 06:19:05 · answer #2 · answered by MajickAlice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My 2 cats are VERY selfish! They only want to be petted when they say or meow and if we have people over, our male cat sprays the things they touch. He DOES NOT like us to have any company.
2006-08-11 02:48:33 · answer #3 · answered by sweethometexas2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yer i looked after this bird on holiday for a while because it fell in2 the pool and then the cat eat him once he was better i loved that little chik :-(
2006-08-11 02:52:24 · answer #4 · answered by X-Wel$h--$wAn$ea--Chik-X 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I they can be very selfish but i love the ones i have had. They protected me like a dog
2006-08-11 02:47:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
of course cats are selfish. it's how they survive.
2006-08-11 03:42:17 · answer #6 · answered by ace striker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO, I love them just the way they are
2006-08-11 02:46:54 · answer #7 · answered by cheer8ko 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not mor than human beings
2006-08-11 03:37:01 · answer #8 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
more greedy because they know they can get what they want by being cute.
2006-08-11 02:47:45 · answer #9 · answered by craziarteest 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe but there're so cudley and cute =D
2006-08-11 02:49:05 · answer #10 · answered by bear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋