While sitting in her lounge chair drinking beer and watching a football game, Bertha Botherer decided to turn over a new leaf and get into shape. Bertha yelled out to her husband to go to the library and find her a book on physical fitness. When Mr. Botherer got to the library he saw a book with "How to Jog" on its spine. He took the book home. When Bertha finally glanced at the book several weeks later, she found that it had nothing to do with working off her excess pounds. Why?
2006-08-11 02:42:37 · 17 answers · asked by ...o(_insert witty comment_) 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It was a volume of an encyclopedia.
'Fun to Gossip'
'Got to Hover'
'How to Jog'
'Join to Lining'
'Link to Masturbation'
and so on.
2006-08-11 03:03:13 · answer #1 · answered by Colin A 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
From an encyclopedia How-Jog.
2006-08-11 03:19:36 · answer #2 · answered by markspanishfly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mr botherer was a short man, could not see the full title b/c it was on the top shelf, he only saw how to jog.........
2006-08-11 03:04:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a book on:
How To 'Jog' Your Memory
But I don't remember what it said.
2006-08-11 02:48:58 · answer #4 · answered by WendyD1999 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if a book is on the shelf in the library on its spine you're not going to see the title, that's why!
2006-08-11 02:57:08 · answer #5 · answered by Gninja 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a dictionary, with the entries from HOW - JOG
2006-08-11 02:56:38 · answer #6 · answered by Afx_acid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was a book on how to Jog your memory.
2006-08-11 02:47:55 · answer #7 · answered by r0Xx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was an encyclopedia defining the words from how - jog
2006-08-11 04:22:12 · answer #8 · answered by elissabeth m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a volume in a set of dictionaries or encyclopaedia.
2006-08-11 10:22:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mayb the book was how to jog ur memory.....
2006-08-11 02:51:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋