2006-08-11 02:36:02 · 16 answers · asked by nickidee 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There's a little Gremlin in there eating the other sock. I saw that sucker just the other day but I didn't want to piss him off. You know how they are when they get wet...Poor Gizmo. But if I catch him alone in a dry place...his as* is grass and I'm going to be the lawnmower. I'm tired of replacing socks every other month!
2006-08-11 02:41:40 · answer #1 · answered by intentionalmasterpiece 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The washing machine is the place socks go to get a divorce. Thats why only one comes out!!!
2006-08-11 09:40:33 · answer #2 · answered by sweethometexas2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the washing machine's centrifugal force disrupts the space time continuity thus opening a worm hole in laundry space through which migratory socks enter their home world of Needindarned where they breed.
2006-08-11 09:41:30 · answer #3 · answered by Allasse 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think it finds its way and pairs up with one of mine..
and you should give me 10 points cos our socks love each other and we have kind of the same name xx
2006-08-11 09:40:00 · answer #4 · answered by missnikid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know this one it happened to me b4 and i found out that at the back of ur machine is a portal to Narnia... they steal them!
2006-08-11 09:59:15 · answer #5 · answered by monkey_flem 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Believe it or not they can actually be sucked down and out when the tub drains. Some other
2006-08-11 09:41:21 · answer #6 · answered by Speedo Inspector 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The other swam the River Drain;
And 'twill never be seen again.
The urge to leave too strong,
Though it knew 'twas wrong,
Yet it left it's mate to pain!
LOL.
Have a great evening!
2006-08-11 16:06:59 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because your other w*nk sock is still stuffed behind the radiator!
2006-08-11 11:11:40 · answer #8 · answered by Yokay Booboo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have you spun the drum round, i'm always finding my housemates' socks stuck to the top of the drum lol
2006-08-11 09:39:32 · answer #9 · answered by pompeyfc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the sock gremlins ate them
2006-08-11 09:43:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋