How come you never talk to people anymore. Back in the old days you broadcast your booming voice down to Noah. Now I doubt you'll even drop me a line on YA. Figures...
2006-08-11 01:58:34 · 25 answers · asked by overseas and broke 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If you don't mind, people, I was asking God! I doubt all of you could be God. Thanks.
2006-08-11 02:02:35 · update #1
Father Martin, that sounds like a good deal, but think about it? Would God really grant eternal permission to one of his own flock to abandon him entirely after 9 quick 3 minute sessions? After all that work he already did? And all that about a shepherd not even letting one go astray?
2006-08-11 02:16:11 · update #2
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2006-08-11 02:05:58 · answer #1 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look it took me years to sort you humans out, can't a GOD take a couple of thousand years off without the phone ringing every bloody day. It's not easy being ominipitant you know.
As it happens I'm in the middle of redesigning the universe, here I am having a quick tea break and what happens you bloody ring up. Now bugger of I'm about to have a nap!
2006-08-11 02:06:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
People do not want to hear me. They were happy to argue with Noah and all the other prophets. They prayed for silence so now I talk to them in silence. Here is a deal between me an you, spend three minutes a day in silence, for nine days in a row. If you don't hear me in your heart, write me off. If you do hear me, follow me.
How does that figure?
2006-08-11 02:10:23 · answer #3 · answered by fathermartin121 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
listen with your heart.. you will hear him.
he spoke directly to people before the Jesus' sacrifice, if you ever read the scriptures you would know that on the day that Jesus died on a cross, the temple Vail was ripped in half, which meant that God left the earth. when Jesus came back from the dead he brought with him the Holy Spirit, and now God talks to us through him. if you open your heart and you really are one of his sheep, you will hear him!
the Bible says " these are my sheep and my sheep hear MY voice"
2006-08-11 02:05:04 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Poetic1♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just got off the phone with god. He said to tell you he doesn't exist and all those old stories were made up by either crazy people or people who were out to control others. He also says he realizes the irony of making a phone call telling me that he doesn't exist.
2006-08-11 02:04:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Instant Messenger?
2006-08-11 02:04:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's me, Margaret?
Just Kidding! He speaks through His word, the Holy Bible.
2006-08-11 03:09:36 · answer #7 · answered by Hope 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God was invented by man, purely as an answer to difficult questions.
2006-08-11 02:02:33 · answer #8 · answered by shoby_shoby2003 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hi
2006-08-11 02:01:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You need to hang out by burning thornbushes more often.
2006-08-11 02:01:28 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋