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Hot dogs are made of lips and @ssholes. The Eucharist is the Body of Christ. Isn't this like a Semitic Savior sausage? Aren't we eating Jesus's penis, nipples, testicles, intestines, armpits, lips, @sshole, and toenails?

2006-08-11 01:23:03 · 8 answers · asked by mouthbreather77 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

8 answers

At the last supper Jesus gave the elements, which weren't part of Him, they REPRESENTED His body.

2006-08-11 01:28:49 · answer #1 · answered by RB 7 · 1 0

Dear mouthbreather77, i don't really blame you cos you name says so. However, i wonder what you were thinking about before you come to the ultimate confusion of yours.
nevertheless, what if were are eating all those things that you talked about: in that case, does it worry you or not? if yes, then you do take the holy communion and when you do, do you test those things you talk about? if yes how do you feel about it? good or bad? if good, then why are you asking such an incredible question. if not: then you don't? take the holy communion in that case what concern is it of yours.
please, i urge you to put you thought and mouth where it belongs if not, you might as well bite more than you would chew.
thank you and be sober.
PS: if this question of yours is not really yours? remember what happens to the mouse that fail inside water with the lizard after the body of lizard got dried that of mouse remained brenched with water.

2006-08-11 08:46:29 · answer #2 · answered by Lovely 2 · 0 0

Do you think you will ever realize that the life you are living is controlled by satan, and that you are lost and in need of Jesus in your life, instead of this foolishness in your post.

John 3:3 Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.

John 3:36 He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him.

2006-08-11 08:29:11 · answer #3 · answered by Carol M 5 · 1 0

I know right? The breaking of the body of christ is only a symbol of his death. He is the lamb that is slain. The lambs that the hebrews killed is said to be a symbol of Christ.

2006-08-11 08:27:00 · answer #4 · answered by Cyber 6 · 0 0

No. Jesus used unleavened bread at the Last Supper, so that's what we use.

2006-08-11 10:58:38 · answer #5 · answered by thechivalrous 2 · 0 0

Normally i wouldn't respond to questions like this. Jesus is alive and well..........thanks for the two points...

2006-08-11 08:30:45 · answer #6 · answered by Toya J 3 · 0 0

doubt it
wow that's abusesive
May the lord Have Mercy on your soul
and I'm not Catholic!!!!!!

2006-08-11 08:28:37 · answer #7 · answered by beantown10955 3 · 0 0

I love how everyone is taking you seriously.

Yes, we are. WE EAT JESUS. XD

2006-08-11 08:53:49 · answer #8 · answered by Pixie-elf 3 · 0 0

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