asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike!!"
2006-08-11 01:13:59 · 17 answers · asked by Sherry Baby ( Ethan's Mama ) 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ohhhh very nice lol ♥
2006-08-11 03:53:20 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-29 21:56:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The next week he came home with homework and asked dad;
"What's the difference between potential and reality?"
Dad told him to ask his sister if she'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
He went and asked her, and of course she said yes.
Dad then told him to ask Mom if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars.
He asked mom and of course she also said yes.
Patrick went back to dad and said;
"Thanks Dad I've figured it out. Potentially we're sitting on two million dollars, but in reality we're living with a couple of sluts"
2006-08-11 01:22:44 · answer #3 · answered by le_coupe 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well I like a good JOKE and a DRINK
I have had the good JOKE
Now wheres my DRINK
I would love a bit of SHERRY NOW
2006-08-11 01:33:41 · answer #4 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
10* joke
2006-08-11 02:06:29 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My wife and I asked our son what he wanted for his birthday, he said "I wanna watch" so we let him.
2006-08-11 03:09:19 · answer #6 · answered by fattommy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It`s the way you tell them! I wish I could.
2006-08-11 01:19:21 · answer #7 · answered by madge 51 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-08-11 05:36:33 · answer #8 · answered by lovers fool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-08-11 02:14:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dirty and funny..and cute too!!
My perfect woman!!
2006-08-11 01:17:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋