• Boss: We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?
New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.
• Two old ladies were attending a rather long church service. One leaned over & whispered: My butt is going to sleep. 'I know,' replied the other, 'I heard it snore three times.'
• Heght of optimism:
Soldier: Sir, we are surrounded!
Major: Excellent! We can attack in any direction now!
• Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that's where you get your shitty ideas from!
2006-08-10 23:54:13 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
2 blondes were playing chess!
2006-08-10 23:59:03 · answer #1 · answered by ThumbDrive 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examing his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop masturbating."
The guy replies, "Why Doc? Am I going blind?"
The doctor says, "No, but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."
2006-08-11 07:06:43 · answer #2 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got married
2006-08-11 06:58:07 · answer #3 · answered by Abhijit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Funny.
2006-08-11 10:31:31 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funnnyyyyyyyyyyyyy
2006-08-11 09:00:42 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny
lol
2006-08-11 12:45:47 · answer #6 · answered by lovers fool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋