2006-08-10 23:50:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How do you circumcise a whale?
Send down Four Skin Divers!
2006-08-10 23:54:19 · answer #1 · answered by luvithere 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.
An attractive blonde from St John's arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... YES! YES! I WON, I WON!!!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL - Not all Newfies are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
2006-08-11 07:04:34 · answer #2 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best joke.... is a joke about a joke.
me: why was 8 afraid of 7?
friend: .... <>.<>
me: Because 7 8 9!
friend: <>.<> .... okaaaayy...
THREE FREAKING YEARS LATER!!!
friend: *bursts into laughter*
me: Whats so funny?
friend: 789!!!
Funny because its true.
funny to me anyway.
2006-08-11 06:56:41 · answer #3 · answered by johnny r 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How do you get a one-armed Newfy out of a tree?
Wave hello.
2006-08-11 07:08:33 · answer #4 · answered by Me in Canada eh 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a blonde is asking for joke.
2006-08-11 06:54:30 · answer #5 · answered by uncle podger 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a gang decided to rob a bank,they opened every vault and found no money...only cups of yogurt...
the next day in CNN news..
"BIGGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED!"
2006-08-11 06:59:01 · answer #6 · answered by Master 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how do you make a duck sing the blues?
microwave him until his bill withers
2006-08-11 06:52:57 · answer #7 · answered by larry365 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll tell you when your older...much older!
2006-08-11 06:55:34 · answer #8 · answered by Dustin S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought !!
2006-08-11 06:53:21 · answer #9 · answered by Abhijit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋