The Difference Between Theory And Reality?

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The Difference Between Theory And Reality?

One Day A Young Boy Asks His Dad What's The Difference Between Theory And Reality. The Dad Says "Well Go Ask Your Mother If She'd Sleep With The Milk Man For A Million Dollars?" So The Son Goes And Asks His Mother If She Would And She Said "For A Million Dollars Hell Yeah I'd Sleep With Him".The Son Goes Back To The Father And Says She Would, But Still Doesnt See The Difference. So Then He Said Go Ask Your Sister If She Would Do The Same Thing For A Million Dollar, So He Does. And Of Course She Said She Would. So The Son Goes Back Again To The Father And Told him She Would. So The Son Asks The Father I Don't See The Difference Still And The Father Said " In Theory We Are Sitting On Two Million Dollars, But In Reality We Live With Two Whores"......

LMFAO ....... When My Uncle Told Me That It Had Me Rolling...Hope It Does The Same For You.

Answer 1

lol .....in theory the boy just got some education, but in reality he is on his way to becoming a 1st grade gigolo!

Answer 2

The word "theory" has a number of distinct meanings in different fields of knowledge, depending on the context and their methodologies. In common usage, people use the word "theory" to signify "conjecture", "speculation", or "opinion." In this sense, "theories" are opposed to "facts" — parts of the world, or claims about the world, that are real or true regardless of what people think.

In science, a theory is a proposed description, explanation, or model of the manner of interaction of a set of natural phenomena, capable of predicting future occurrences or observations of the same kind, and capable of being tested through experiment or otherwise falsified through empirical observation. It follows from this that for scientists "theory" and "fact" do not necessarily stand in opposition. For example, it is a fact that an apple dropped on earth has been observed to fall towards the center of the planet, and the theory which explains why the apple behaves so is the current theory of gravitation.




Reality in everyday usage means "everything that exists". The term reality, in its widest sense, includes everything that is, whether it is observable, comprehensible, or self-contradictory by science, philosophy, or any other system of analysis. Reality in this sense may include both being and nothingness, whereas existence is often restricted to being (compare with nature).

In the strict sense of Western philosophy, there are levels or gradation to the nature and conception of reality. These levels include, from the most subjective to the most rigorous: phenomenological reality, truth, fact, and axiom.

Other philosophies, particularly those founded in eastern religions like Hinduism and Buddhism have different explications of reality. Conceptions of reality in Buddhism include: dharma, paramattha dhamma, samsara and maya (illusion in Sanskrit).

Answer 3

Proof is the difference.
The joke is funny, though I've heard it before, it makes me laugh.

Have a great day!

Answer 4

That's terrible!! But funny.....you know you'd do it too lol

Answer 5

lol.lol. Loved it. Have anymore?

Answer 6

LMFAO!!!!!!!! That Is So Wrong!!! Poor Kid!! LOL!!