Life is way to serious and religions are too!
Why be all bothered stuff written in a few books and take it so to the point, I mean come on have a sense of humour, help me take the piss out of religions!
Im going to doodle a picture of Jesus, Mohammed and My personal favourite Vishnu at a cheese fair. Is that mohammed eating ham, yes it is!
I may be crazy and I think you can do better, dont care what religion just have some fun and type what you want! 10 points to the winner.
2006-08-10 22:58:05 · 6 answers · asked by Octavius 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I named by hooka "Allah" and you have to wear a turban to smoke it. Praise allah, and buddha
2006-08-10 23:06:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-17 08:57:29 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I could nip out for a tattoo and have a bacon sandwich on the way, before doing my Saturday job. Shalom!
2006-08-10 23:03:01 · answer #3 · answered by phantasy_one 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I rip the tags of the pillows and run with scissors in my hand...
ooooohhhhh oooooohhhhhh I am soo BAD.
2006-08-10 23:06:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah..lets do this. i agree. religions are all about control.
1. thou shall not kill- hmmm..killing the lice on my head, is it a sin?
2. thou shall not steal- stealing ideas, is that a sin?
3.thou shall not covert thy neighbours- err, yeah..why not? lets say your neighbour's wife is a whore and you bonked her, so how does that figure.
4.thou shall not worship false idols- hehe!! mtv is in trouble.
5. thou shall not be fat- calvin models must be copied, lets starve and be bulimic, eat steroids and be buffed and have sex with ourselves. autoerotic ruless!!!
2006-08-10 23:07:11 · answer #5 · answered by santosh s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm wearing mixed fabrics right now! He he he, I feel so naughty...
2006-08-10 23:03:28 · answer #6 · answered by XYZ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋