There was a man who had 3 daughters and they each had a date on the same night. The man was very nervous because he did not trust any males with his girls. The first guy came to the door and the father checked him out and liked what he saw. The young man said " Hi my name is eddie I'm here to pick up betty we're going to have some spaghetti is she ready?" The father was impressed and he happily sent his daughter out for her date. The next guy came and he was dressed nicely also he said " Hi my name is joe i'm here to pick up flo we're going to a show is she ready to go?" The father was happy to send his next girl out. Now the dad is feeling pretty good knowing his girls have picked out some pretty nice young men. He waits with a smile on his face for the next guy. The guy comes up and the father thinks he looks even more respectful than the last two guys so he waits to hear the poem this one has made up. The guy say " Hi my name is chuck. The father slams the door and locks it.
2006-08-10 22:43:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WHOO HAHAHA WHOO HAHA! OH OH....I'm falling outta my chair!
2006-08-11 04:54:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Haha ill give you 3 stars for that Joke! Funny though but not the caliber of Jim Carrey or Leslie Nielsen. Awrightythen! I'd say in review of ur joke the father has no name on it, his daughter betty goes out with eddie, then his daughter flo goes out with joe.Now thats neat! isn't it! and the last daughter of the unknown father who is suppose to go out with chuck is also not mentioned. Excellent! but not quite enough. OK here is my version for a more hilarious one. "ill just continue where you left off with some additional stuff to make your story huff" ---here goes:
But the guy said please sir, I haven't finish to introduce myself, can you please give me a chance, I promise to leave if you feel I am not worthy of coming here, please sir. Upon hearing the guy's pardon the father unlocked & opened the door and curiously told him to speak up but now with a gun hidden in his hand.
The guy said: "Hi Mr. Buck, my name is Chuck i'm here to date your daughter Luck were gonna ride in my pick-up Truck and take her to Hard Rock."
The father seemed satisfied with the answer called his daughter Luck and was about to go send her with Chuck. Suddenly, a neighbor shouted, "Hey! Who left this garbage truck near our park?" The father quickly grab her daughter Luck from Chuck, The father angrily said: "A pick-up truck, Chuck?", Suddenly, the father got his gun and and points it to Chucks' pants as Chuck covered it with his hands and shouted : "Now Chuck you are out of luck, go away with your garbage truck and never comeback or i'll blow your goddam C**k". And so Chuck run amock with his pick-up truck and never came back . Tough Luck! Jack!
2006-08-11 06:58:23 · answer #2 · answered by Kheisofuzen 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The guy say " Hi my name is chuck I hope to have luck with your daughter Buck when we get to ... . Your joke is 15/10 lol.
2006-08-11 06:01:56 · answer #3 · answered by Mlsig 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Interesting.
2006-08-11 06:01:41 · answer #4 · answered by indraraj22 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The version I've heard of that joke ends with the dad pulling out his shotgun.
2006-08-11 05:49:12 · answer #5 · answered by emily_brown18 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny.
2006-08-11 05:53:49 · answer #6 · answered by heatherlynnmorrow 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
........."hi my name is Chuck, I am here to pick your SON Buck and after the show we are gonna have a .........." lol
2006-08-11 06:13:19 · answer #7 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
super duper awesome!good job!
2006-08-11 06:12:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2006-08-11 05:46:26 · answer #9 · answered by ღ♥ Cutie RRT ღ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha good one ;)
2006-08-11 05:49:06 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Sunshine ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋