A Woman's Poem
He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked the **** out of him...
Like his MOTHER used to do.
2006-08-10 22:36:40 · 18 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one made my day!!!! somehow i feel better now
2006-08-10 22:48:11 · answer #1 · answered by ham 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny. If my husband try that I can slap him on the back of the head like he tells me his mom used to do. It's the Italian salute
2006-08-15 09:39:49 · answer #2 · answered by moglie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think he was lookin' for a like minded woman to take charge! Serves 'im right!
2006-08-15 18:50:47 · answer #3 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good answer...
Wait a minute! I thought I was supposed to give the answers here!
2006-08-10 23:07:52 · answer #4 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You really got me there
putting sense in my head
what you didn't know
that is how mother abuse father.
So he's down six feet below.
2006-08-16 12:34:51 · answer #5 · answered by Erase Program Read Only Memory 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MMMMMMMMMM sounds like a true male thing to do good on ya LOVE!
2006-08-10 22:42:05 · answer #6 · answered by ozi_nut 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhahha aoh yes i would
it was a good one i fell off my chair laughing in the office
2006-08-10 22:41:33 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ Sunshine ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL of course i would if he didnt like anything i did for him hes outta here!!!
2006-08-10 22:41:35 · answer #8 · answered by Crazy_Wanderer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To cute.He wanted his mama he sure got it.haha!
2006-08-16 15:31:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guess he got what he was asking for.
2006-08-16 14:58:18 · answer #10 · answered by LOIS ANN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋