little Johnny and his grandfather are fishing. Granddad pulls out a beer and the johnny says "Grandpa, can I have one of those?" Grandpa says "Is your penis big enough to touch your asshole?" to which the little Johnny responds "No." "Then you can't have one."
A while later, the granddad pulls out a cigar and the boy asks, "Can I have on of those?" Grandpa says "Is your penis big enough to touch your asshole?" to which the little boy responds "No." "Then you can't have one."
Later on, Grandpa and Grandson go to the grocery store for food and each buy a lottery ticket. Grandpa is unlucky, but little Johnny says "I just won $50,000"
Grandpa says, "Great, your going to split that with me, right?" little Johnny asks, "Grandpa, is your penis long enough to touch your asshole?" "Yes," Says grandpa.
"Then go f yourself!"
2006-08-10 22:02:56 · 5 answers · asked by gogobanca 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol swweeeet ... so did the grandpa got him self fcked ... >? mystery ...
2006-08-10 22:31:14 · answer #1 · answered by Insane 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh PG 13 YA team might delete it take care
2006-08-11 05:17:37 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha
2006-08-11 05:36:27 · answer #3 · answered by ღ♥ Cutie RRT ღ♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well well well, now we are gonna know who's getting fcuked!
2006-08-11 05:10:17 · answer #4 · answered by police 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao->
2006-08-11 05:07:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋