What is your favorite quote?

Question

Anything interesting please. Inspire me =)

Answer 1

Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.
"Albert Einstein"

Answer 2

Half of our problems are because we act without thinking, rest half because we keep on thinking without taking any action.
Change your thoughts , that will change your world. Have positive attitude. For, it's your attitude and not aptitude that takes you to higher altitude.

Success is a planned event. Get organised, commited to what you do.

Once a man asked GOD " The world is so bad, theres always war ,tensions, problems. How do I being a small man convert it into a peaceful ,beautiful place?"
GOD all wise & kind smiled & said " Just BUILD BETTER of YOU."

Use combination of Mind, Brain & Soul power , live every second of ur life from the bottom of ur heart. If you can't do good to others, Just don't do bad with others.

No one can predict to what heights youcan soar, Even you will not realise it untill you spread your wings.

hve nice day. God bless U

Answer 3

Pillage, then burn.
If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.
Do unto others.
The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy, no more, no less.
A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
If you're leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun.
That which does not kill you has made a tactical error.
How do you tune a bagpipe?
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
Anyone who says nothing's impossible has never tried to slam a revolving door!
Just remember... If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. (This one requires some programming knowledge to be funny)
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
If you are going through hell, keep going.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
In the end, everything is a gag.
You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
The gods too are fond of a joke.




"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance."
- Plato (427-347 B.C.)

"Plato was a bore."
- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal."
- Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910)

"I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy."
- Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)

"Hemingway was a jerk."
- Harold Robbins




"Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things."
- Epictetus (55-135 A.D.)


"What about things like bullets?"
- Herb Kimmel, Behavioralist, Professor of Psychology, upon hearing the above quote (1981)






"I don't feel good."
- The last words of Luther Burbank (1849-1926)


Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
I worship the quicksand he walks in.
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
When life gives you lemons, squirt them in your enemy's eyes.


(lady) "Mr. Chrurchill, if you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee!"
(Churchill) "Ma'am, if you were my wife, I'd drink it!"

"Wow, he's committing treason over yahoo answers, get over it." -Talking about me there ^_^

Answer 4

"Life Is What Happens While You Are Busy Making Other Plans."

The Late Great John Lennon in his song "Beautiful Boy"

Answer 5

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
- Bob Wells

Answer 6

"The true measure of a man is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out."

Don't know where it comes from but it was written inside the cover of a very old book I found at my Great Aunt's house many years ago.

Answer 7

i have so many!!! but i like "an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind" and check out quotes from Fight Club! amazing script

Answer 8

"Yee gu.aa yax x'an. Have courage, be strong." It's Tlingit. Tlingit's are a tribe from Southeast Alaska.

Answer 9

well it's my own

"life is too short to believe in happy endings"

"If you can handle your truths, then you can certainly handle mine too"

"If you'd die today make sure you died as yourself"

"If you kissed away your wishes, kiss away your hopes too"


"life is full of regrets but why not thank them because next time you'll not to do the same"

Answer 10

"I cried that I had no shoes until I met the man with no feet." ~it's in a song by Rancid

being grateful for what you have is very important to me.