One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "Beautiful" in the same sentences twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought My mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.
"Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on little Johnny.
Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, just freakin beautiful!'
2006-08-10 21:40:20 · 13 answers · asked by Rich 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late.
"When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best oral sex she's ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesn't care what time I came home."
One of his friends thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out late, comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best oral sex she's ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into the bathroom, obviously upset that he's home so late.
"Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" he asks.
"I was was, but I came in to tell you that we've got to sleep on the couch tonight, 'cause my mother is sleeping in our bedroom."
2006-08-10 21:50:43 · answer #1 · answered by Stephanie 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA....that's cute...
The teacher asked the little rascals to use the word "dictate" in a sentence...none of them could do it except Buckwheat....He said,"Darla say my dictate good".
2006-08-10 21:56:51 · answer #2 · answered by buzzbait0u812 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahha i fell off my chair in the office laughing n now my boss is looking at me "beautifully" curios hahhahhah
2006-08-10 22:13:44 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ Sunshine ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for that beautiful joke on this less than beautiful day.
2006-08-10 21:50:32 · answer #4 · answered by serendipity 2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol.. Such a beautiful joke!
2006-08-10 21:43:22 · answer #5 · answered by dada 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow LOL, nice work man
2006-08-10 22:28:31 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke
2006-08-10 21:47:15 · answer #7 · answered by Prem 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-08-10 21:49:22 · answer #8 · answered by Maritza S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahha
2006-08-10 22:43:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-08-10 21:51:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋