tell me a dirty joke?

Answer 1

A guy walks into a sperm bank with a mask and is carrying a gun. He goes up the the secretary pointing his gun at her and the secretary exclaims, "we have no money here, this is a sperm bank". The robber says, I know that. See that fridge over there, grab a vial from the fridge and drink it. The secretary does as the robber asks. The robber takes off his mask and reveals his face, it's the secretaries husband who says, "see, is wasn't that bad!!!!"

Answer 2

george and martha were done making love. martha wanted a candy bar. so george went down to the local five and dime to get the candy bar. when he went to get the bar; he could not remember which bar martha wanted, so he bought two different kinds. on the way back to the the room, three little old ladies were walking towards george. george stops in shock with mouth open. the first lady sees him and said look a candy machine! she puts in a quarter in george's mouth and pulls mr. winky and one hand opens up dropping a butterfinger. the second lady puts in a quarter in the mouth and pulls mr. winky and the other hand opens up and drops a baby ruth. the third lady puts a quarter in the mouth and pulls mr. winky and exclaims: look mabel, jerkins lotion!!

Answer 3

An Italian man and his son are at the zoo when the boy drags is father over to the elephants and asks "Papa what's that?"
his papa says "It's an elephant?"
The boy replies, "I know that. I mean WHAT IS THAT LONG THING!"
Embarrassed Papa replies "That's his trunk"
"NO Not his trunk...THAT"
"OH That's his tail"
"NO NO PAPA THAT!!!"
Realizing he wasn't going to get out of it he tell the boy "OK OK son that's his pee pee"
"His pee pee but mama said that was nothing"
"OH You mama she's a spoiled"

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Answer 4

Two guys rents cabin by the lake.
Guys go to lake , takes off their clothes , and go in lake to bathe.
They forgot their bars of soap, so one guy goes running back naked to the cabin.
Guy is walking back with two soap bars in his hand when 3 nuns come walking by.
Guy freezes .
1st nun : What on earth is this?
2nd nun : Maybe it is a statue.
(nun squeezes his wanker. one soap drops)
2nd nun : Look I got a bar of soap! It's a soap machine!
(1st nun squeezes wanker, second soap drops)
1st nun : I, too , have a bar of soap. Now you try, sister Mary.
(3rd nun squeezes his wanker)
3rd nun : Sisters, I got liquid soap!!

Answer 5

well read this one.
there was a newly married couple. one day the girl was just getting out of shower when her husband came to her n grabbed her boobs n said," if only u firmed these up a bit, u wont have to wear a bra!" the wife was confused n angry. however she let it pass. then another day when she was getting outta shower, her husband again caught her n this time grabbed her butts n said," if only u'll firm these up a bit u wont have to wear a underwear!" this time his wife was really angry.she decided to teach her husband a lesson. so one day when her husband was getting out of shower, she grabbed his dick n said," only if u'll firm this up a bit, i wont have to use ur brother!!!!!!"

Answer 6

Here I set all broken hearted,
Tried to poop but only farted!
So today I took a chance,
Tried to fart and pooped my pants!

Answer 7

Splash around in a mud pool.... Then look into the mirror!!!!

Answer 8

what's the difference between Medium and rare?

Medium in 6inch and rare is 12inch

Answer 9

a pig fell in the mud......that one came from my 4 year old....lol, dirty enough for you????

Answer 10

a dirty joke

told ya(lame:p)