The proud father brought home a backyard swing set for his children and immediately started to assemble it with all the neighborhood children anxiously waiting to play on it. After several hours of reading the directions, attempting to fit bolt A into slot B, etc., he finally gave up and called upon an old handyman working in a neighboring yard.
The old-timer came over, threw the directions away, and in a short while had the set completely assembled.
It's beyond me," said the father, "how you got it together without even reading instructions."
"To tell the truth," replied the old-timer, "I can't read, and when you can't read, you've got to think."
2006-08-10 20:07:04 · 11 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good reminder..:)
2006-08-10 20:20:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Hahahahaha!! That substitute right into a brilliant hoot!! That female could have grabbed ahold of Tiger's driving force and then allowed him to putt it in her hollow. That useful beats a birdie, eagle, double eagle... That Tiger, no ask your self they call him Ace. he's able to a hollow in one the two on and rancid the direction.
2016-11-04 08:29:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A human brain is a critical thing to have. but without thinking does it have any value?
i guest thinking is importent into our life.
Good Luck
I Like your Way
2006-08-10 21:20:47 · answer #3 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch... sorry sweetie, but was that the joke? It does sound like something an uneducated man would say though... i dont know...
2006-08-11 04:07:08 · answer #4 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
meh.. do you know how hard it is to read and write and watch tv and thinks at the same time? lol
2006-08-10 20:35:57 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SORRY I DID NOT LIKE IT 2 WELL
2006-08-10 20:11:36 · answer #6 · answered by meemeemee40 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cool. its true. we have think evertime we do something. keep it up
2006-08-10 21:22:30 · answer #7 · answered by coolthug_gt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nah
2006-08-10 20:14:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
sorry not all that funny
2006-08-10 21:04:59 · answer #9 · answered by Stephanie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVED IT
2006-08-10 22:35:04 · answer #10 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋