It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a pig's *** popping out.
The first man says, "I wish that was Demi Moore's ***"
The second man says, "I wish that was Pamela Anderson's ***."
Then the third man says, "I wish it was dark."
2006-08-10 20:03:54 · 5 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny
2006-08-10 20:06:50 · answer #1 · answered by ethermanx 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hi "Bears" ........ I almost didn't recognize ya with your new ID ; )
One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked Lil Suzie to do the first test. She blindfolded her, put a Hershey kiss in her mouth and asked, "Do you know what this is ?"
"No, I don't," said Lil Suzie.
"OK, I'll give you a clue. "It's what your mommy gives your daddy before he goes to work."
Suddenly, Lil Johnny at the back of the room yelled, "Suzie ! Spit it out ! ........ It's a piece of azz !"
2006-08-11 03:12:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
idgi
2006-08-11 11:04:25 · answer #3 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-08-11 04:09:10 · answer #4 · answered by Stephanie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... oi.. or oinks... hehhe
2006-08-11 03:08:42 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋