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A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde."

The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"

2006-08-10 19:50:34 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

Oh, my goodness gracious! LOLOLOLOLOL.

Thank you for the laughter.

Have a good evening!

LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

2006-08-11 10:06:50 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1 1

lmao thats da funniest joke im gonna test that theory and c if i end up with $10000
lol

2006-08-11 02:58:56 · answer #2 · answered by chiitty_chitty_bang_bang 1 · 0 0

Good one I like it. Just make sure u know that all blondes are not dumb.

2006-08-11 03:05:08 · answer #3 · answered by jacob_advice 2 · 0 0

Remind me not to tell you a joke while sitting on my furniture

2006-08-11 06:30:27 · answer #4 · answered by jeninsocal 4 · 0 0

What town did they live in?
I wonder if they would fall for it agian?
What color was the kids shirt.

2006-08-11 02:56:00 · answer #5 · answered by Viola Shumski 3 · 0 0

Ha ha funny

2006-08-11 03:02:56 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 0

funny haha

2006-08-12 01:36:44 · answer #7 · answered by Amanda M 2 · 0 0

Very good.

I don't get it though...

Ans why is my avatar not blonde like me..??

2006-08-11 03:31:52 · answer #8 · answered by nnjamerson 3 · 0 0

funny

2006-08-11 03:09:37 · answer #9 · answered by Catalin4faith 2 · 0 0

haha

2006-08-11 06:45:47 · answer #10 · answered by mommy2be!!! 2 · 0 0

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