A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels bikers walked in.
The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the counter.
The second walked up to the old man, spit into the old man's milk and then he took a seat at the counter.
The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter.
Without a muttering word of protest, the old man gets up from his seat and quietly leaves the diner.
Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he!"
And the waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either.
He just backed his truck over three motorcycles!"
2006-08-10 19:48:19 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!
Great joke!
Thanks for the smile & chuckle.... my dad is a truck driver as well as my brother. I can't wait to show them this one!
; )
2006-08-10 20:18:45 · answer #1 · answered by boxergirl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funnyyy
2006-08-10 20:02:00 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Oh, yes, indeed. Old timers are a different breed! LOL. A great joke.
Thank you for the laughs.
2006-08-11 10:11:44 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What was the waitresses name.
I think I know her.
She never washes her hands.
Eeeeew!
2006-08-10 19:52:20 · answer #4 · answered by Viola Shumski 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha soo that man shouldve ran over their bikes they deserved it good joke but ay lol
2006-08-10 20:02:21 · answer #5 · answered by chiitty_chitty_bang_bang 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad!!!!! Try putting some other varieties to make it more interesting.
2006-08-10 19:58:17 · answer #6 · answered by alvin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha! Good one! It's funny and clean! I like it!
2006-08-10 19:52:22 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Cowgirl♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-10 19:50:49 · answer #8 · answered by yoshimato 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
expected more of a punch line with all that reading-- give me your number and I can give you a better ending
:)
2006-08-11 16:52:09 · answer #9 · answered by darknight_is_here 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol clever and cute ♥
2006-08-10 19:54:03 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋