little johnny was going for a ride with his granpa they was driving down the road little johnnys granpa lit up a smoke so little johnny said can i have one granpa. granpa said well dose your di*k touch your a**hole johnny said well no. granpa said then no you have to be a man to smoke. so granpa open a can of beer little johnny said can i have one granpa. granpa said dose your di*k touch your a**hole little johnny said no. so granpa said then no u have to be a man to drink a beer. so they got on down the road and granpa ran out of smokes and beer so he stoped at a gas staion to get more so he got beer and smokes and bought johnny a lottery ticket little johnny scratched the ticket and won fifty thousand dollars johnny said i'm rich i'm rich i won fifty thousand dollars granpa said can i have some little johnny.johnny said does your di*k touch your a**hole granpa said yes yes it does little johnny said good then you can go f*ck yourself
2006-08-10 19:48:17 · 13 answers · asked by justin o 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked Lil Suzie to do the first test. She blindfolded her, put a Hershey kiss in her mouth and asked, "Do you know what this is ?"
"No, I don't," said Lil Suzie.
"OK, I'll give you a clue. "It's what your mommy gives your daddy before he goes to work."
Suddenly, Lil Johnny at the back of the room yelled, "Suzie ! Spit it out ! ........ It's a piece of azz !"
LOL
2006-08-10 20:08:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
One day a 5th grade class was taking a field trip but the weather was extremely bad and the trip was to be delayed and they had to stay in a hotel for the night. So Little Johnny was sleeping in the same room as his teacher. In the middle of the night the teacher woke up and was frightened by the sight of Alex standing right over her. He asked if he could sleep with her cause he couldn't sleep. She said okay, then Johnny asked to lay a little closer and she said okay. Then he asked if he could put his finger in her belly button and she said "NO" "But my mommy lets me do it when I can't sleep and it helps." So the teacher says, "Okay fine, do whatever your mom lets you do." A few minutes later the teacher says "OH.that's not my bellybutton."And Johnny says, "that's not my finger."
2006-08-14 22:25:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL ha ha Johnny is too naughty
2006-08-11 05:36:09 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WoW! That was a helluva joke. Thanx
2006-08-11 02:56:48 · answer #4 · answered by bouncey1yeah 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol heard and posted this before.. its a good 1 thow
2006-08-11 04:13:42 · answer #5 · answered by Stephanie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol there are a lot of variations to this but still funny â¥
2006-08-11 02:53:08 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol hahahha man that was so funny that i am actually going to rofl
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha =)
2006-08-11 03:02:30 · answer #7 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Very good!
2006-08-11 02:53:23 · answer #8 · answered by alvin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-08-11 12:03:14 · answer #9 · answered by mike L 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ewwww..i just had a mental image of that and its not a pretty pic...you're gross!
2006-08-11 02:52:30 · answer #10 · answered by yoshimato 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋