"Well," snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered Seaman.
"I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy,
you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and piss on my grave."
"Not me, Chief!" the Seaman replied.
"Once I get out of the Navy, I'm never going to stand in line again!"
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Teacher what do you want to become?
lil johny- doctor !!
teacher- why?
lil j - coz its the only profession where u can tell
a woman to take off her
clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.
2006-08-10 19:19:58 · 10 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Damn! If you told me a while ago... I might not go for Engg. lol
2006-08-11 20:10:36 · answer #1 · answered by LiN 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Very, very good jokes. Thank you for the laughs. LOL.
Have a great evening!
2006-08-11 10:27:13 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not undesirable not sooo gooooood........... right that's one for you.. a guy entered right into a woman's toitel mistakenly, One woman pronounced: YOu dont have eyes, ought to not see its woman's bathroom?? So the guy opened his zipper and keeping his penis in hand instructed: that's additionally for women folk" Have good instances
2016-10-01 22:36:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like both of them but I like the 1st one that one is soooooooooo lol
2006-08-10 19:25:21 · answer #4 · answered by Sami 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heheh. I like quickies.. lol
2006-08-10 19:29:54 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol.lol I love your jokes. Where do you get this jokes?
2006-08-11 08:43:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolzzzz. ... hey pd ... nice to get that catch back again ... thanx ;)
2006-08-11 06:20:33 · answer #7 · answered by simply_boring 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol very clever ♥
2006-08-10 19:38:07 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.Pd! thx for the jokes..:)
2006-08-10 19:30:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao *_*
2006-08-10 22:32:09 · answer #10 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋