little johnnys parents split up and they had to go to court to detirme who gets him the judge asked little johnny who do u want to live with do u want to live with your mother. little jonny said no no my mommy beats me. so the judge said well do u want to live with your daddy little johnny said no no my daddy beats me too. so the judge said well we have to put u with someone so the judge said well who do u want to live with. little johnny said I want to live with the dallas cowboys they never beat anyone
2006-08-10 19:07:17 · 8 answers · asked by justin o 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Little johnny was on his way to c his nxt door neighbour because they just had a new born baby and little johnny wanted to go and visit it! His mum knows what Johnny is like so she tells him to be on his best behaviour! Unfortunately the baby was born without any ears so the mum told Johnny not to make fun or make any stupid remarks otherwise he will be in deep trouble! Once they got round to their neighbours house, there lay the baby fast asleep in its mums arms. "ahh wot a lovely baby! Is everything ok with him?" said Johnny "o yes he is perfect! Sence of smell is spot on,Breathing is perfect and he has 20/20 vision!" replied the mum. "o good!" said Johnny, "because if he didnt then he wouldnt b able 2 wear glasses!"
2006-08-14 15:24:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol it's kinda old though sorry l i've heard it with Da Bears in it and ugh lol I ⥠Da Bears
2006-08-11 02:34:44 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sports humor, common
2006-08-11 02:12:21 · answer #3 · answered by Sami 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ooouu!! LOL. LOL. Fuunnny!
2006-08-11 17:32:16 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-08-11 02:14:28 · answer #5 · answered by nyboi630 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO
2006-08-11 02:10:21 · answer #6 · answered by oceanlady580 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol..
2006-08-11 02:21:20 · answer #7 · answered by time-OUT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL :-)
2006-08-11 02:13:15 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋