It was the last dance of the school year, and as usual two kids did nothing but watch from the sidelines: Jimmy, who only had one eye, and whose family could only afford a cheap wooden prosthetic, and Jane, who was grossly over weight . No one would ever ask them to dance.
The last song was announced, and Jimmy knew it was now or never. He wrestled up his courage and walked over to Jane.
"Um," he stammered, "Would you like to dance?"
"Would I?" she said with glee. "Would I?!"
His hopeful face turned to disgust.
"Fat a-s-s. Fat a-s-s!" he yelled, and turned and stomped away.
2006-08-10 18:36:19 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Mean and sad, but funny.
2006-08-11 11:04:24 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-10 18:42:05 · answer #2 · answered by internet_mack 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-08-10 18:49:40 · answer #3 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not so funny sorry
2006-08-10 18:49:53 · answer #4 · answered by nomiadich 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh that's so mean
2006-08-10 18:42:13 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg! lol... thats so wrong.
2006-08-10 18:49:25 · answer #6 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahaha! omgZ!
2006-08-10 18:42:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..mean..
2006-08-10 18:46:37 · answer #8 · answered by makubex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋