the highest bidder will take home an enlightened soul
2006-08-10 18:32:43 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Do be so willing to give up your soul. You don't get a second one after you throw this one away.
I don't think you can get into certain places without one.
Maybe you already should your soul and you don't know how to get a new one.
There are no replacements. Each one gets One. You can send it through the soul wash and have some detailing done.
If you go to Jesus, Repent of your sins, Jesus can shine your soul up.
God Bless You, ;-)
2006-08-10 18:46:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will enlighten you for free! The highest Bidder already hung for you, was beaten for you and died for you... and you know what? HE would do it all again- JUST for YOU! Be blessed ><>
2006-08-11 01:43:26 · answer #2 · answered by erc_denise_childs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
$3.25, but you pay for the stamp. How much could a soul weigh, anyway? No more than the postal limit on letters, right? What's that up to nowadays? $0.40? I might be willing to pay that...
Oooh, looks like I have a rival in soul-bidding...
$26!
2006-08-11 01:37:59 · answer #3 · answered by Appaloosa88 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I will buy your soul but it'll cost ya. Just send $100,000 in Indian rupees by us mail to me you pay the postage stupid questions get stupid answers
2006-08-11 01:40:02 · answer #4 · answered by sonnyd 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
there are only two bidders jesus and satan the choice is yours who you want to sell it to??? jesus paid for your soul on the cross with his blood.. you either accept the offer or you turn it down. and i do mean down
2006-08-11 01:42:46 · answer #5 · answered by cowgirl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i don't know if i want your soul. would you like to work out a trade of some sort? it would have to be sight unseen and unconditional. might be fun. i'll give you fair warning though, i'm out there a little bit.
2006-08-11 01:38:04 · answer #6 · answered by kurleylovescheese 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
try ebay. i heard someone sold an air guitar there.
they had it in a case.
so i suppose your soul would have to be in it's case.
please reconsider.
we are all one; and so, your soul is not your own or seperate from anyone elses.
2006-08-11 11:41:18 · answer #7 · answered by Stuie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if u are really serious then why only soul...u have Lot of valuables...like eye, kidney lungs,,start selling them first..
2006-08-11 01:47:23 · answer #8 · answered by yaya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
200 Yen and a batch of cookies, or cookie dough whichever you prefer.
2006-08-11 01:40:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hmm, you humans always want something in return...
Sincerely,
Beezulbub (Prince of Darkness)
2006-08-11 01:41:34 · answer #10 · answered by AMac 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋