As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was way too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she still couldn't!
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.
Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and yet again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
The Texan smiled, tipped his hat, and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kind'a figured we was pretty good friends."
2006-08-10 18:22:06 · 9 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh that was good-- thanks it made me laugh and I needed to laugh tonight--
2006-08-10 18:26:09 · answer #1 · answered by ibelieve 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. I've heard this before. It's funny. LOL.
Thanks for the laughs.
Have a good evening!
2006-08-11 18:21:33 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one LOL
good one
2006-08-11 01:40:15 · answer #3 · answered by nomiadich 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha awsome joke man!! keep the good work!!!
2006-08-11 01:26:05 · answer #4 · answered by Guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that was pretty good.
2006-08-11 01:44:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how clever did you make that up?
2006-08-11 01:35:18 · answer #6 · answered by jois 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol was she blonde? lol â¥
2006-08-11 01:25:27 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bol !! ahuahu..lol :)
2006-08-11 01:32:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..superb!
2006-08-11 01:27:29 · answer #9 · answered by makubex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋