Are you a Democrat or a Republican? Here's a little test to help you decide:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock .40 cal, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
Democrat's Answer
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor? Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
Republican's Answer
BANG! BANG!
Extra Credit: Southern Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silvertips or Federal Hydra-Shoks?"
2006-08-10 18:18:24 · 12 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Mr. Jack-O-Lantern...you always prove to be the funniest person on this site, another good one! Thanks for the laugh, I was just gonna go to bed then this caught my eye!
2006-08-10 18:23:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is very unfortunate if this is the response.Democrats are going to the root cause as he is not the only one ,there are a number of them awaiting in rows and rows and you cannot escape with bang,bang as your ammunition would finish but they wouldn't.Need more forethought and deep analysis,not bang,bang type Bush-ism.
2006-08-11 01:31:19 · answer #2 · answered by khan a 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Republican. From the deep, deep, south.
2006-08-11 01:23:56 · answer #3 · answered by Yo yo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your message contains insult.
2006-08-11 01:25:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry am not amused with kind of thinking
either way not amused
2006-08-11 01:31:28 · answer #5 · answered by nomiadich 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
REPUBLICAN-- BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG -- I hope that was enough bangs for ya
2006-08-11 01:22:40 · answer #6 · answered by ibelieve 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhh someone told this earlier sorry but it was still funny â¥
2006-08-11 01:21:44 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um okay. What that suppose to be funny?
2006-08-11 01:23:34 · answer #8 · answered by Simmy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
democrat yee-haw!!
2006-08-11 01:26:03 · answer #9 · answered by pink dolphin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
republican indeed...
2006-08-11 01:53:35 · answer #10 · answered by makubex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋