ok, this is what I'm seeing on here. Everybody is arguing about how their religion is better than the others, blah blah blah. The Christians have turned against each other, (I was told I'm not a christian because I dont' follow their ideals), so I don't fit in there, dont' follow Atheism, the jewish, buddists and hindis never speak to me, lol. So I've decided to start a cult, lol. I'm not sure what to worship yet, or the rules, DEFINITELY no head shaving though! I'm thinking Togas maybe. Any followers? What should we worship? The worshiping of the leader has been over done, so I dont' really like that Idea. But hey, I'm open for suggestions. lol
Keep in mind before you rip me a new one... ITS A JOKE!
2006-08-10 18:14:47 · 18 answers · asked by Chrissy 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
oh yeah, we need to figure out conversion strategies too. I'm thinking telemarketing??
2006-08-10 18:26:28 · update #1
I cant believe you want to try to start something you religion basher...And you call yourself a Christian?? YEAH RIGHT
hahah jk..Iol
I think in this cult we should have to eat Olive Garden at least once a week, get a body massage once a DAY, make people pay us for being awesome, and have the ability to never be overweight! what do you think??huh? huh? huh?
2006-08-10 18:18:36 · answer #1 · answered by aoinerekai 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thank you so much. Long have we awaited your arrival. I'll take any color toga as long as it's clean and really loose. Let's just love love and forget about hate. I tried being an Islamic/ Jewish Hindu Christian and I just had to take too many days off every week. I couldn't get anything done. I just want to respect and love and worship life. It's so temporary. It needs a friend. It needs a friend in a really comfortable toga.
Four togas and I'll wear a clean one every day.
2006-08-10 18:30:34 · answer #2 · answered by anyone 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A 'cult' could have some thing to do with faith... called 'godless' are those who reject or have forgotten God. The Hebrew note 'chaneph' (reported kah-'nayf) ability 'godless' at the same time as nevertheless growing and uncut, they wither extra immediately than grass. Such is the way ahead for all who ignore God; so perishes the desire of the godless. (pastime 8:12,13) tiqvah chaneph 'abad - ought to also be translated 'the desire of the godless will perish' 'For God so loved the international that he gave his one and in hardship-free words Son, that whoever believes in him shall no longer perish yet have eternal existence.'(John 3:16) All issues will be made new, a sparkling heaven, a sparkling earth, a sparkling body that does no longer age - because death will no longer have a carry.
2016-11-29 21:38:48 · answer #3 · answered by gore 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To worship;
good towards others and things
Stand against spiritual evil in self, others and society
to say truth for good
to be righteous to others in our dealing
put this into your new religion, or old one, or no religion at all and you have God and Jesus..
This is the law of all the prophets in any religion of the world
2006-08-10 19:03:22 · answer #4 · answered by john 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'll join your cult. Though "cult" seems a bit harsh -- maybe "way of life" like the Buddhists. I think we could incorporate my one moral -- do my best not to hurt others -- and go from there. Haha -- sounds like a good plan, and togas are definitely a good idea!
2006-08-10 18:18:09 · answer #5 · answered by lauramae917 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
well dianic wicca is right in there with togas and no heads shaved, and you worship the goddess of the moon, diana, im wiccan but not dianic, im celtic, we dont care what others argue about as long as they keep fire away from our toes. come join us.
2006-08-10 18:21:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You make a good point.
I am Catholic and for me, I am obligated to follow my Catholic Christian Faith. (Catholics are Christians by the way). I like being Catholic and If I were not a Catholic, from what I believe I would become one.
Other Christians should follow their faith and teachings to the best of their abilities.
Jews should follow their faith to the best of their abilities.
And on and on, until someone understands and believes strongly another way.
Now although I believe that people living out their faith in other religions can go to heaven, I personally could not give up the fullness of my Catholic Faith.
I can't understand Atheists and satanists, Cultists and New Age and the sort. Where the belief is in peoples own powers as if they were in control of the universe. It sounds like selfish hopefulness.
I can understand other true religions and the people who are sincerely doing their best for love of God. And treating other people with respect and kindness because they believe in God.
God Bless You, ;-)
2006-08-10 18:23:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
i just heard about a new video game in development that has you in command of a cult. it's like the sims sort of. you develop the cult, manage it, and profit from the cult. it's so funny that you brought this up. i just heard about the game yesterday on the radio.
2006-08-10 18:23:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
how about a cosmic muffin...with blueberries? the blueberry stains on our togas signify our dedication to the Great CM. and the crumbs signify how it is a part of our petty, insignificant, little lives. all praise to the GCM!!!!
2006-08-10 18:22:22 · answer #9 · answered by oldguy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why not start the Cult of Common Sense? We could have a Council of Founders that you and I could be on. I think a lot of people would join!
2006-08-10 18:18:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋