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I just know that in a perfect world, I'd be wearing the tiniest bikini and running on the beach without worring about anything jiggling!

2006-08-10 18:05:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

I am wherever my husband is, I stay home with my kids, and I am still married to my husband.

oh, but I would be in a skinny bikini as well :)

2006-08-10 18:09:06 · answer #1 · answered by psychstudent 5 · 1 0

I'd be living on the Nevada side of Lake Tahoe in a new house that looks like the lovely fieldstone home at the end of Hitchock's "North by Northwest" writing books and giving lectures for a living with a college sophmore (that I already know --she looks like young Tuesday Weld) having just agreed to marry me.

2006-08-11 01:13:46 · answer #2 · answered by urbancoyote 7 · 0 0

I am somewhere where a jacket is required, maybe a scarf and a warm hat with soem hot cocoa or cider.
I work for the DA's or some other gov't agency as an investigator who tracks down serial killers.
I am in my mid 30's with two beautiful kids, andmy gorgeous husband, Chad. It's winter, Christmas/Hanukkah time,and there is a KICKASS movie on TV!

2006-08-11 01:10:08 · answer #3 · answered by Jennie O 2 · 0 0

I would be in New Zealand(where i am now), i wouldn't be working because that is not in my perfect world and i wouldn't have a spouse cos i really don't think tthat there is anyone i would want to spend the rest of my life with.

2006-08-11 01:10:48 · answer #4 · answered by Chris 4 · 0 0

In this Perfectly imperfect World ,I am at exactly the place along with my spouse where one should not be there (Middle East) and awaiting for help and assistance from this kindly unkind people to stop Israeli from carnage of Lebanese on the name of Humanity.

2006-08-11 01:20:51 · answer #5 · answered by khan a 4 · 0 0

I'd be exactly where I am and married to the same man. Except for needing a kidney transplant, I already have my perfect world.

2006-08-11 01:08:09 · answer #6 · answered by I love my husband 6 · 0 0

I'd be living in a palatial house on a beautiful Island, work would involve filling the house with expensive things and who needs a spouse? !

2006-08-11 03:50:14 · answer #7 · answered by Nisha 4 · 0 0

This isn't a joke or riddle...but I'd be on a beach NOT working EVER with my boyfriend who suddenly came into billions of dollars.

2006-08-11 01:09:12 · answer #8 · answered by stowchick01 3 · 0 0

If i have to work and i have a spouse, how is it gonna be a perfect world??

2006-08-11 01:08:27 · answer #9 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0 0

in a perfect world i would be burried in the dirt, working in a cemetary, and marylin monrow would be my spouse

imperfections make things perfect

2006-08-11 01:10:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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