Tell me them. I'll pick the best one.
2006-08-10 17:41:33 · 6 answers · asked by Mr. Jeff - It is what it is ☺ 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Are you sure you want disgusting? Okay...Warning!! Don't read if easliy grossed out/offended.
This guy and girl were at prom, and he wanted to "fool around." The girl said, "No, I'm on my period"
So a little while later, the guy still wants to fool around, and the girl says, "No, we can't."
At the end of the night, they get into the car, and the guy wants to fool around. The girl, getting tired of his persistance, finally says "okay."
So they get into the back seat and start fooling around, and a cop knocks on the car window.
"What are you kids doing in there?" he asks
"Eating pizza," replies the guy, and licks his fingers.
2006-08-10 17:53:15 · answer #1 · answered by Haven 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So.. A kid gets a bike for cristmas and hes out just riding it around. The kid stops at a stop-light next to a policeman on a horse. The policeman looks over and says "Hey kid, thats a nice bike. Did santa get that for you?" The kid reply's "Yea, he sure did" the policeman then replys "Well next time remind santa to put breaklights on it" and the policman rights the kid a ticket. The kid replys "Hey, thats a nice horse there officer, did santa get it for you?" And just to humor the kid the officer replys "Yes he did" The kid then replys "Well next time remind santa to put the d*ck under the horse instead of on top of it!!"
Funy Yea?
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2006-08-11 00:56:30 · answer #2 · answered by RedHead 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok, this one is disgusting
Question:
Two sets of couples were going camping for the weekend, The first set of couples were heterosexual and the second set of couples were gay (2 guys) Which set of couples would get to the camp site first?
Answer:
The heterosexual couple will get to the camp site first.....the gay couple will still be at their home packing their ****!!
2006-08-11 01:55:55 · answer #3 · answered by bobbi_jo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
W-Winers
O-Over Emotional
M-Money Hungrey
A-Angry all the time
E-Envious
N-Naggers
M-Messy
A-A$#-H^#s
E-Egotistic
N-Nonchallant
You see women have more issues than men. Thats why its easier for men to move on in relationships or to brush things off
When someone shows you who they are, believe them!!
Oh shush Ooga Booga!!!!
2006-08-11 00:44:47 · answer #4 · answered by LaToya J 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LATOYA J, STOP PUTTING THAT STUPID WOMAN THING UP, IT'S GETTING OLD.
2006-08-11 00:46:07 · answer #5 · answered by Ooga Booga 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
YOUR MOM LOOLOLOLOLOL
2006-08-11 00:46:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋