Rate this joke pls. A clean laugh ;-)?

Question

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her she invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a
cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it, it was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but he couldn't & finally asked.
"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease."

Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter?"

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Answer 1

ROFLMAO!!!! This is just crazy!!Too Good!!!!!!! 11/10!!!!! Where have you been? I hope your problems have been solved now.

Answer 2

HA Ho Hu! a 3 for that joke. A bit funny but not the likes of Mr. Bean though. You know that woman (Miss Beatrice in ur story) is sooooo Ignorant & Stupid! not to know what condoms are usually for. Its quite funny how the pastor knew about it when she didn't. Condoms are usually famous now adays as contraceptives and even young ones know it! How come that woman in ur jokestory doesn't know about it? ...uh! uh! uh! let me guess, duh! she's an alien from another galaxy? if not, uh! duh! perhaps she's a mermaid from the deep blue ocean of the pacific? No? duh! Is she a manimal, who turns into a wilderbeast when she wants to, making her innocent to the world? No? duh! or maybe she's a Fallen Angel of God, who is innocent on Earth that she must do a good deed to return to HEaven! Nope? Well! my last guess would be, she's a ghost who haunts pastors everyday becoz a pastor killed her before. Whatever! It just doesn't make any sense.Anywayz a simple elegant smile for your joke will wrap things up!

Answer 3

it alright at best. I would say 6 out of 10

Answer 4

Old one still gets a chuckle....nothing better than laughing at the naivety of the old and devout

Answer 5

hahahaha hihihihihihihi hoohohhhhohhh hehheheheeh hahahahah hihihihhhhhhhhhihihhihihiiiiiiihihihhihih hohoho haaaaaaaa hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii hooooooooooooo heeeeeeeeeeeee hahahahahah hihihih hohohioihio heheeeeeeee ,,,..... ,,, ...*tears brimming up n im hicoughing ....."...... hiiiiiiiiioooooooooooooooo ...
aaaaaaaahhhhhh ah * gasping .... okaay .... it was simply lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. but ....

is that wat u call clean .. i mean clean to the extend of being labelled as "C>L>E>A>N"??? hmmmmmm?? O_o
...ok .. i cant hold it anyyyyy longer .... it was simply THE BEST ......... i just wonder how iNnOcEnT that gal was ...

Answer 6

Too funny. Not really totally clean, but a great tongue in cheek joke! Kudos to you!!

Peace.

Answer 7

I will give you an 8 its funny

Answer 8

lmao 9

Answer 9

funny I lol i give you a 10

Answer 10

i'm getting it in spite of the undeniable fact that that is not any longer that humorous. it took me at the same time as to confirm that she stated her call is bubbles because the lads stated that they beloved watching bubbles contained in the lavatory in spite of the undeniable fact that that is not any longer that hilarious.