my street that keeps egging my house. Can jesus help me?
2006-08-10 16:38:59 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2006-08-10 16:42:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes Jesus can help. Jesus can help with anything and everything unless he is doing it for a purpose. This jerk could be something that is testing your faith. Jesus could be doing this to you so that your faith will grow stronger soo think of it as a blessing not a burden.
2006-08-11 12:14:54 · answer #2 · answered by Laurel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, by reminding you that the jerk in question is one of PGod's children too. Go out there with a big smile on your face and tell him God loves him. After what follows, turn the other cheek and tell him you love him too. By the time you wake up in the hospital, he may be in jail and unable to egg your house.
2006-08-10 23:50:17 · answer #3 · answered by ERIC G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
call the police or wait till u see him or her and take a water house and spray the jerk and he or her wont come around that neibor hood again but police really cant do much no law says u cant throw eggs around its justa bad waste of food that starving people would glady have to eat and it makes a mess that about it yes its very hard to clean but com on... thats a waste of time to get that up set unless it on the cars then i would get up set hope this helps and god bless
2006-08-10 23:49:45 · answer #4 · answered by kingtiger_6 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Squint your eyes shut, pray hard and see if that jerk gets blown off by a bolt of lightning? Nope? Try again, go on your knees, till it hurts. Nothing? Hey, Squint harder, kneel harder , self-flagellate with a studded whip; nothing? Take a club, and whallop that jerk. Prayers answered! halleluah!!
2006-08-10 23:43:25 · answer #5 · answered by noitall 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, jesus can help.But jesus can only do so much and then its up to u. Ask jesus for courage and tell the police.
2006-08-10 23:48:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe Jesus can help him. But for you, I'd call the police.
2006-08-10 23:42:49 · answer #7 · answered by lizardmama 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, all you have to do is pray about the situation that you are facing, and God will definately take care of it. Trust Me, you must have faith in God for the problems you have will leave you,but don't trust in the prayers you pray, for if you do, then your problems won't leave you. But trust in God and God will take care of it and the problems you are facing, will leave you.
2006-08-10 23:56:27 · answer #8 · answered by javiertrevino2221@sbcglobal.net 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you lived the life you are suppose to, you would not be there to get egged. you would be helping poor people someplace else and junk. thats what my mom said.
2006-08-10 23:43:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dear brother,
ASSALAM ALIKUM WA RAHMATULLAHI WA BARAKTAHU
(may the peace and blessings of Allah be with u)
God never will forsake u.
and u should not doubt Him.
have faith in Him. He will nevr leave ur side.
i suggest u pray as much as possible.
it is friday today, and i will offer spl friday prayers and will Insha allah (god willing) i will also pray for u and others as well as for peaceful earth.
may Allah guide us on right path and bless us and may He have mercy on us
2006-08-10 23:44:32 · answer #10 · answered by marissa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure he told me to tell you to go ahead and wrap toilet paper around the egg and get this person back even worse.
2006-08-11 00:54:59 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋