A man visits God and says "God, do you mind if I ask you a
few questions?" God says "No, ask me anything at all."
So the man says "God, you've been around for a very long time,
so, for you, how long is a thousand years?"
God replies "For me, a thousand years is only five minutes."
The man then says "That's interesting God. And, for you,
how much is a million dollars?"
God replies "For me, a million dollars is only five cents."
The man says "Really? Well then God, could you lend me
five cents please?"
God looks at the man, smiles, and says "Of course my son.
Just wait five minutes!"
2006-08-10 16:36:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA HA, I LIKE THAT ONE. ITS NICE TO SEE SOMEONE MAKE A JOKE ABOUT RELIGION THAT ISNT MEAN.
2006-08-10 17:18:35 · answer #1 · answered by butterfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!10/10!!
2006-08-11 01:02:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course God is a comedian, iif he wasn't why are my boobs getting bigger and my hair is falling out at the same time.
2006-08-10 23:43:02 · answer #3 · answered by yo it's me 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ever seen a duck-billed platypus?
God has a wicked sense of humor
2006-08-10 23:40:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It may be old, but I think it is witty and just a little bit funny
2006-08-11 00:04:57 · answer #5 · answered by trombonegirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
best joke ive heard in a long while greeeeeeeeeeeat joke
2006-08-11 00:36:46 · answer #6 · answered by internet_mack 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I like it too I am enjoying this site
2006-08-10 23:50:38 · answer #7 · answered by nomiadich 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one lol i can give u 10/10
2006-08-10 23:43:46 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ Sunshine ♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol if you get it its just a simple joke!
2006-08-10 23:41:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
he aint no comedian....i think u r trying 2 be one...lol..
2006-08-10 23:41:47 · answer #10 · answered by lover boy 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋