This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at a university. It was a large wedding of about 300 guests..At the reception after the wedding , the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everybody for coming and to support them at his wedding.He especially wanted to thank the bride's family and his family not to mention his new father-in-law for providing a lavish reception. As a token for his appreciation he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyones chair including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift and encouraged all to open their envelope. Inside was an 8x10 glossy of his Bride having sex with the bestman.The groom had been suspicious weeks earlier and hired a P.I.to tail them. After watching the guests reaction he turned to the crowd and said "i'm outta here. Elegant wedding for 300 guests---32,000. The look on everyones face--PRICELESS!
2006-08-10 16:28:42 · 14 answers · asked by raven28031 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats a really old one.. heard that along time ago.. he went ahead and went threw with the wedding to embarass his bride and so her parents would waste all that money
2006-08-10 16:33:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-01 22:29:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself 'She'll never go for me carrying on like that,' so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans, and shortly after that they got married.
A few months later, on the way home from work, his car broke down and since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her he would be late because he had to walk. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk he figured he could walk off any ill affects before he got home. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving had three extra large helpings of baked beans. All the way home he farted. He 'putted' down one hill and 'putt-putted' up the next. By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe.
His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, 'Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!' She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peek. At this point he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as she was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and she went to answer the phone.
While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but *ripe* as a rotten egg.
He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and 'rrriiiipppp!' It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. Things had just about returned to normal when he felt another urge coming. He shifted his weight to his other leg and let go. This was a real blue ribbon winner; the windows rattled, the dishes on the table shook and a minute later the flowers on the table were dead. While keeping an ear tuned in on the conversation in the hallway, and keeping his promise of staying blindfolded, he carried on like this for the next ten minutes, farting and fanning them each time with his napkin.
When he heard the 'phone farewells' (indicating the end of his loneliness and freedom) he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner. After assuring her he had not, she removed the blindfold and yelled, 'Surprise!'
To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.
2006-08-10 19:55:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Posting a joke on yahoo answers..........5 points! Stomach cramping laughs ............Priceless! ~That was an awesome joke!~10/10
2006-08-10 18:17:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that something feel sorry 4 the groom tho
2006-08-10 17:58:53 · answer #5 · answered by lovers fool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so why did he go thru with the wedding? thats crazy! 5 points well spent.
2006-08-14 08:46:54 · answer #6 · answered by jenn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she deserved it! I hope she has to pay back her parents that money by working a McDs!! That man sure knows how to get back at her.
2006-08-10 18:10:55 · answer #7 · answered by hambone1985 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, definatly pricless and definatly a smart guy
2006-08-10 16:54:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A N D
2006-08-10 16:34:33 · answer #9 · answered by nomiadich 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow!!! lol that would really suck lol and definitely priceless lol ♥
2006-08-10 16:34:00 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋