He is a very fast drinker
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"
The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking.
"You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have."
The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?"
The man quickly replies, "I have a dollar."
2006-08-10 16:18:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL...good one.... didnt see that coming.... 10/10
2006-08-10 16:35:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
6
2006-08-10 16:29:11 · answer #2 · answered by whoevermeam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, I supply you a 7! i might supply you a 10, yet I extremely talked to Mujibar this morning with connection with my credit card, I have not got any clue inspite of if i've got have been given resolved my subject concerns or now no longer, and to be hassle-free, i'm although a sprint annoyed with him.
2016-11-04 08:16:31 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute I like hahah 7/10
2006-08-10 16:24:51 · answer #4 · answered by nomiadich 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The nerve of some people
I give that one an 8
2006-08-10 16:32:21 · answer #5 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it b4 but ill rate it...
cleverness: 8
funniness: 9 1/2
2006-08-10 16:50:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one isn't as cute as your other ones...I guess I would give it a 5 though. The way I heard it was I just gave a bj
2006-08-10 16:23:38 · answer #7 · answered by buzzbait0u812 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
clever. rated with 10 *
2006-08-10 17:30:12 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
0!
2006-08-10 16:42:07 · answer #9 · answered by french_dude4u 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 9/10 very clever and very cute lol ♥
2006-08-10 16:27:27 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋