I used to toast with tequila and have a crazy night saying "to life, liberty and the persuit of ***!" but that got old, any good ones?
2006-08-10 16:16:33 · 16 answers · asked by gunshow25 3 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
This random old guy at a party once said this and everyone STILL laughs about it!
" Heres to HONOR....
Gettin ON HER
Stayin IN HER
and c*min ON HER"
Hahaha CLASSIC
2006-08-10 16:20:45 · answer #1 · answered by cutiewithabooooty 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Through the teeth and over the gums, watch out stomach here it comes!
2006-08-10 23:21:16 · answer #2 · answered by synchronicity915 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Champagne for our real friends,
And real pain for our sham friends.
Also:
Here's to the crack that never heals;
The more you rub it, the better it feels.
But there ain't no soap this side of hell
That can wash away that sardine smell.
2006-08-10 23:21:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
May you never loose the hair on your toes! Oop's that was used in The Hobit.
2006-08-10 23:24:45 · answer #4 · answered by Jack S. Buy more ammo! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arriba, Abajo, a un lado al otro, al centro, pa dentro
2006-08-11 22:28:07 · answer #5 · answered by agavemark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Irish toast....
"May you be in Heaven, a half hour before the devil knows you're dead"
2006-08-10 23:20:34 · answer #6 · answered by annastasia1955ca 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women!
2006-08-11 09:09:14 · answer #7 · answered by metsfanrich 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
CHEERS TO ALL THE BEAUTIFUL THINGS IN LIFE
LOVE
PROSPERITY
HARMONY
BIRDS AND THE BEES
AND MOST IMPORTANT
CHEERS TO THE LADY THAT IS DRUNK ENOUGH TO
**** ME
2006-08-11 01:02:59 · answer #8 · answered by jackztar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's to you, and here's to me. The best of friends we may be. But if we ever disagree, f**k you, here's to me!
2006-08-10 23:22:33 · answer #9 · answered by daspook19 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heres to you, heres to me,heres to love and laughter... ill be faithful as long as you but not a moment after.haha.
2006-08-10 23:23:12 · answer #10 · answered by tajura001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋