All right, I'm going to come right out and say it...
I chose to be Caucasian.
I chose to be gay.
I chose to have a seven inch penis.
Yes, indeed these were all made manifest by my choices in life.
For you see, at one point in time, I was an El Salvadorian woman named Magda, who wore too much make-up and not enough clothes. That was along time ago, though. Im different now.
You can judge me.
You can hate me.
You can ostracize and drive me into every kind of desert, burn down my home and breed poisonous snakes in the ruins.
You will never have my dignity however.
P.S. I'm also one of those few and far between people that believe Michael Jackson is innocent. Think what you will...
2006-08-10 16:10:07 · 21 answers · asked by Frompers 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Humor is truly lost on you dullards isn't it?
2006-08-10 16:26:59 · update #1
The only part I agree with is that Michael Jackson is innocent!!
♥♥We Love You Michael!!!!♥♥
2006-08-11 02:15:43 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did not know that it was possible to get a 7 inch penis from a sex change Usually the elongation of the clitoris laves a smaller than usual penis. I guess you went with size over function. Interesting choice. None of it sounds too out of the ordinary except the Michael Jackson thing.Good luck with the whole weight of the world On the Cross thing I hope it works for you.
2006-08-10 23:21:19 · answer #2 · answered by Rich 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh come now, Mssr Frumpers!!! Smile a little! Things aren't that bad!(by the way....why would I want to breed poisonous snakes when they're doing a very good job of doing it themselves? Besides, I'd much rather have tea and cookies...want some?) Um...thanks for the insurmountable evidence but I didn't need it. Have a Good One!
2006-08-11 08:40:10 · answer #3 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Evidence of what? You made choices that appeared at the time to be correct for you, and no one but you can really know how well those choices worked out. With luck, you'll have a good and happy life.
2006-08-10 23:18:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Evidence of what? That you were miserable as a woman, and are now defensive as a man? You proved that beyond a shadow of a doubt.
2006-08-10 23:23:11 · answer #5 · answered by michael s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool!
I chose to be a round green guy with two arms, no eyes, and a big red tongue.
So I support you in your choices !
;)
2006-08-10 23:29:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Breed poisonous snakes? Lets not bring the snakes into this, ok?
2006-08-10 23:16:50 · answer #7 · answered by Phil S 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow! umm, okay, maybe you should take this up with someone who`s really in your life and actually judging you about it.. Discrimination is stupid, you`re completely right, but still, why are you breaking down about this on the internet?
2006-08-10 23:21:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still looking for a question.
2006-08-10 23:17:54 · answer #9 · answered by melissa s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ommm...ok
2006-08-10 23:13:44 · answer #10 · answered by h nitrogen 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋