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spend it on beer and strippers

2006-08-11 07:13:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 6

If Jesus gave me a $100 dollar bill, I'd ask him,"Did you make this yourself?"

I can't imagine my lord working somewhere to earn the money, and if he made it himself, I'd SERIOUSLY question whether he really IS Jesus, cos i dont believe in a God that would counterfeit money.

:D

2006-08-10 23:36:13 · answer #2 · answered by Hammy 2 · 1 0

Are we talking about the Man? i.e. Jesus H. Christ? Or Jesus Lopez down the street? If its Mr. Lopez I'd probably refuse it. If it was Jesus, I'd keep it and probably become a very obnoxious bible thumper.

2006-08-11 11:03:32 · answer #3 · answered by Alice Chaos 6 · 0 0

I'd frame and the caption would be JESUS WAS HERE. Then I'd have it exhibited and charge people nominal entry fee, say, $2, and donate the amount to charity ((;

2006-08-10 23:04:55 · answer #4 · answered by xxon_23 7 · 2 0

I'd buy some beer and invite Jesus back to my place to party.

2006-08-11 15:42:24 · answer #5 · answered by Dellajoy 6 · 1 0

Why would it even matter who gave it to me.
I'd spend it.
But there is no jesus, so you're question is silly.

2006-08-11 17:47:04 · answer #6 · answered by Becky 4 · 0 0

Id give it to someone less fortunate then me. Just as I have been taught my entire life!!

2006-08-11 16:46:40 · answer #7 · answered by Big Chris 1 · 1 0

I would hold it up to the light, check it very, very carefully, then ask him to walk on water.

2006-08-11 13:13:04 · answer #8 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0 0

Give it away

2006-08-10 23:45:20 · answer #9 · answered by Willnotlietoyou 5 · 1 0

Frame it.

2006-08-11 10:24:57 · answer #10 · answered by Lily 2 · 0 0

right now with the bind i'm in with money i would use it to pay bills.

2006-08-11 10:12:53 · answer #11 · answered by babybro35 6 · 0 0

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