I would like to bring my flame-thrower on a very large air plane. Is this allowed?
2006-08-10 15:45:50 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cars & Transportation ➔ Aircraft
ask security at the airport, I'm sure they would LOVE to answer that.
2006-08-10 15:49:59 · answer #1 · answered by tucsondude 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ABSOLUTELY!
Don't even waste yer time listening to these bleeding heart losers. Its a man's RIGHT to defend himself, every country recognizes this right. And as guys like you and me understand, NOTHING says "self-defence" like a Mk VII, "Mr. Krispy" naplam-gel based flame thrower!
Don't you take any crap from nobody! You just march up to that security gate and you DEMAND your rights! It might be a bit tense at first, remember that these guys have to worry about REAL terrorists (not just decent citizens like you and I) so you might want to just break the ice and lighten things up with a little humor to start with something like:
"If you think this flame thrower is awesome, you should get a load of the C-4 I've got in my duffle bag!"
or, "Say anybody know the reception range of a 9v battery operated remote detonater? Would it reach from seat J-33 to the cargo hold for example?"
That will get everyone calm and less uptight. Next you should continue to put them at ease by simply offering to demonstrate just how the flame-thrower operates. (not everyone is very familiar with a flame-thrower....)
That should take care of the situation nicely.............
2006-08-12 01:47:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It depends how many automatic riffles you like pointed at you. I think the only excuse you could get away with is that you were going to make s'mores for everyone on the plane.
2006-08-10 22:04:29 · answer #3 · answered by kman252 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not even as baggage in the cargo hold chump
2006-08-11 12:04:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING AT DON J's ANSWER
IT's WORTH 20 POINTS, EASILY.
TO DON: Pls let me know of your flight plans - for the rest of your life.
I'll try to stay 12,000 miles away from you.
2006-08-13 09:08:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only of you peek into the business end of it and switch it on first !
2006-08-11 12:17:34 · answer #6 · answered by sonalfemme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol could you imagine a "moronic questions" topic. 95% of them would be on there
2006-08-10 15:51:56 · answer #7 · answered by JC 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. If it contains fuel, you cannot carry it as checked baggage either.
2006-08-11 20:50:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Can you ask something a little less moronic?
2006-08-10 15:51:42 · answer #9 · answered by Tim H 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Your question should not be under aircraft. You should have posted it under moronic questions.
2006-08-10 15:50:27 · answer #10 · answered by wzzrd 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋