These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night before.
The first guy said, ''Man I was so drunk last night I went home and blew chunks.''
The second guy said, ''Man that was nothing I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I got my DWI.''
The third guy says, "Man that was nothing. I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I picked up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed.''
Then the first guy said, ''No -- you guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog!"
2006-08-10 15:44:57 · 13 answers · asked by Rich 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were.
The Englishman says, ''I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge to keep it in.''
The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker.
''Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car,'' he laments, ''and she doesn't even know how to drive!''
The Irishman nods sagely, and agrees that these two woman sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch.
However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. ''Ah, it kills me everytime I think of it,'' he chuckles. ''My wife left to go on a trip to Greece. I watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there and she doesn't even have a penis!''
2006-08-10 20:51:30 · answer #1 · answered by Stephanie 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
9 out of 10, that's great.
2006-08-10 23:41:06 · answer #2 · answered by Mike 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one is kinda old but funny none the less â¥
2006-08-10 22:49:55 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed! It's pretty gross but darn funny.
2006-08-10 22:49:22 · answer #4 · answered by buzzbait0u812 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah! You are funny!
2006-08-10 23:45:35 · answer #5 · answered by french_dude4u 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alrighty then.
2006-08-10 22:57:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg! that's awful! (but funny!)
2006-08-10 22:58:49 · answer #7 · answered by redcatt63 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...and then?what happpend after?
2006-08-11 03:28:35 · answer #8 · answered by Catalin4faith 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-08-10 22:51:00 · answer #9 · answered by ladyhawk3k 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-08-10 22:49:55 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Sunshine ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋