Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor? Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think? What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer:
! BANG!
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Southern Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click ....
(sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
Son: "Git-r-Dun, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?"
Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist are you?"
2006-08-10 14:06:21 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
princessvixen6464 maybe you could get your facts straight Cheyney shot a friend not the President. And I'd still rather go hunting with Dick Cheyney than go driving with Ted Kennedy
2006-08-10 14:31:13 · update #1
well, speaking as a democrat, maybe its best to ask questions. maybe if the president would've asked a few questions, he wouldn't have shot cheney in the face! (eg. r u a bird?)
2006-08-10 14:20:02 · answer #1 · answered by ~it's me~ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny! I just heard a southerner say "Git-r-dun" last night. I am from the south but I never waste bullets!
2006-08-10 15:01:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anne Teak 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Obviously, you have never met a Southern 'Cajun Democrat. LOL.
'Gators will eat any type of dead carcasses.
And bayou people will shoot. LOL.
2006-08-10 15:47:00 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks,Podna.I've been sitting here for an hour or two waiting on a good laugh and you just gave it to me.
2006-08-10 14:13:18 · answer #4 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Laugh all the way through it.
2006-08-10 15:04:06 · answer #5 · answered by ~One Of A Kind~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that a true story?
2006-08-10 14:18:26 · answer #6 · answered by ManOfTheHour 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still funny!
2006-08-10 14:10:01 · answer #7 · answered by peaceful_sorceress 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋