One night out driving middle nowhere. 2 college student on way back to college from homes. Boom, oh no we have flat tire. He pulled over and see what wrong......yep Flat tire, checking to see if any spare tire nope. both looking at each other thinking oh man! look out and round to see. I saw light down there, both walk toward to the light. They check to see if anyone home and saw car in the garage. Knock on the door, to see if anyone home. Old Old Mean Lady answer it, said "What the Hell do you want??" and Slam the door. 2 College student didn't even got a chance to answer the questions.
KNOCK KNOCK, old old lady agian said "what the HELL do you want?" and Slam the door. both looked each other and said I am getting mad.. one more time knock and same thing and man of the house answer the door and asked May I help you two??? One college student said yeah sir I need used the phone need someone to come out and fix the tire.... Sorry it won't work only in the morning. come on in.
2006-08-10 12:29:34 · 6 answers · asked by greenbaypackers1920 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
walked in the living room, both sat on the chairs. and one old man told that old old woman to get all of us some tea... she went in the kitchen came out and serve all the drink. One of the college said thanks you for letting us int he house and the man said no plm at all. Ummm, old man said "Did you know I have a Pink Ape?" Both looked at eachother and puzzled!? No, didn't know that.. Come on down with me... went to basement and look for light and turn on and see big giant wooden door person took the key from the top and open.. There is a Bronze door with Safe number on it. One college student can remember it easy, open first one and see the second one Silver Door same thing remember the number, open the third door Gold door and remember the number... open and dark wind blowing whoa cold! walked in and turn light on and see the Pink ape siting down on the chair and table where put both hand on table and not even move but notice he is breathing. One person want to touch it, other said
2006-08-10 12:35:15 · update #1
Whew!
2006-08-10 15:57:50 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you stopped on the wrong planet, friend.
2006-08-10 12:35:23 · answer #2 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
riiiiiight next time reword it better
2006-08-10 12:58:20 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please stop giving us cheeseheads a bad rep!
2006-08-10 12:36:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
UMM IDK UR AN IDIOT I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN BUT ILL TRY UMM......
NO
2006-08-10 12:38:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what?
2006-08-10 12:36:14 · answer #6 · answered by me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋