Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution.
"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis 50 times."
2006-08-10 11:48:41 · 9 answers · asked by VetteLeo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
now that's what I call a Win-Win!
2006-08-10 11:53:15 · update #1
wahahahaha..LOL! ROTFL! Of all the jokes here this makes me freakin' jolly! Goodness, its not because this is x-rated but because of the wonderful idea. Well, well, well, seems that whatever happens, this intelligent husband get what he wants!
2006-08-10 12:07:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
Haha
2006-08-10 19:09:16 · answer #2 · answered by The Immortal Zex Xterstom 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ooouu! LOL. LOL. No misunderstandings! LOL.
2006-08-10 23:30:32 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol its kinda old but funny none the less
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2006-08-10 20:08:00 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha..nice one!
2006-08-11 01:03:56 · answer #5 · answered by makubex 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO
2006-08-10 19:14:12 · answer #6 · answered by golddiggalova 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
okay, that's cool.
2006-08-10 18:53:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
heard it.
2006-08-10 19:15:19 · answer #8 · answered by Mac 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
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lol..........
2006-08-10 19:27:30 · answer #9 · answered by Cero 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋