I DO NOT want the joke. Just the punchline. I think a lot of punchlines are funny by themselves. Here are a few of my favorites:
"I never had five bucks before."
"A stick"
"I don't know, but his face rings a bell."
"Sparky"
"Right where you left him."
"I think Grandma's is dead because it's tongue is sticking out."
"We don't serve food here."
"He's a dead ringer for his brother"
2006-08-10 11:47:41 · 24 answers · asked by smutulator 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Why the long face"
Yes, Yogi!.. I can't believe I forgot about that one. One of my all time favorite jokes.
I do think I might want to hear a couple of the other ones though.
2006-08-11 08:57:44 · update #1
we've determined what you are now we're just negotiating price!
2006-08-18 08:03:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
.....And yes,it was the runner beans after all.
.....I did not have relations with miss monica.
.....So they moved the village as far from the river as posible.
.....Don't be silly it's chocolate! you fool.
,,and that's the meaning of life.
....The wrong leaves had stopped the trains. Sadly, they were expecting the silver birch variety. And the drivers sight will be regained.
...i said , "No love. stop worrying. I'm gonna eat this cucumber".
2006-08-16 02:50:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I rang the bell didn't I.
At midnight her Tampax turned into a pumpkin.
Because his d*** was in the chicken.
He didn't have the guts.
Surprise! Surprise!Surprise! that wasn't my finger either.
She jumped in the bed and I jumped on the couch
Because you get 8 more.
Third.
The one in the middle.
2006-08-16 14:56:49 · answer #3 · answered by robee 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Why the long face?"
"And that's why grand-dad wears the bell"
"no but a flashlight will do just fine"
"two dogs and a mule"
"no but the deer sure got a kick out of it"
"So he used the bar of soap"
"Hadji!"
2006-08-10 15:36:54 · answer #4 · answered by Yogi! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cold Water! get out of the van!
ha ha Love that one.
2006-08-12 07:46:55 · answer #5 · answered by hereford_steak 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
in his honey
m&m of course
he ran out of gas
i dont no either but there it goes again
never no how many inches ur get or how long it will last
2006-08-17 00:44:31 · answer #6 · answered by shirleydr2004 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The cow is either dead or it is going to rain.
2006-08-16 11:32:27 · answer #7 · answered by sadmum 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, NOW!
Never caught one.
Its the plumber.
2006-08-10 18:15:06 · answer #8 · answered by charley128 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Never underestimate the power of a Sergeant"
2006-08-18 09:30:43 · answer #9 · answered by Tracy G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you give me some I'll tell ya
2006-08-17 11:12:39 · answer #10 · answered by kjathena1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋