Know any good anti-jokes?

Question

Let's here them.

Answer 1

http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml
http://www.ahajokes.com/
http://www.the-jokes.com/
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/
http://www.jokesgallery.com/
http://www.workjoke.com/projoke.htm
http://www.jokes2000.com/
http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/
http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
http://www.allfunnypages.com/funny-jokes/yo-mama-jokes/funny-yo-mama-jokes.htm
http://www.africanjokes.com/africanjokes/?id_category=98
http://www.blonde-jokes.info/
http://www.zelo.com/blonde/index.asp

Please visit the above pages. I hope, it helps u.

Answer 2

Legendarily naughty Little Johnny sat in class quietly as the students were composing a poem with their teacher. When she asked for an F-word that rhymed with "duck" he waved his hand feverishly.

The teacher frowned and passed him by. No kids, however, could offer her a solution. Finally she glared at Johnny and called on him.

Johnny put on his devlish grin and said, "An F-word that rhymes with duck is.... fluctuation."

The teacher was so shocked, she froze. As a smile of relief crept onto her face, Johnny continued.
"Hah, you thought I was going to say F**K!

Answer 3

2 points

Answer 4

A travelling salesman is going through the country when his car breaks down. He goes to a nearby farmhouse and asks to use the phone.
The farmer tells him, "We ain't got a phone, but I'm headin' into town tomorrow an' you kin spend the night here. O' course you'll have to sleep in the same bed as my three sons, here."
And the salesman says, "Wait a minute. I'm in the wrong joke."

And, there are the (not very) classic 'dead baby jokes,' but I will spare you of those; I'm sure you could find several online, but many do not find them very tasteful.

Answer 5

Yes - the World is coming to end on Dec. 31, 2010

Answer 6

Deconstructing Little Johnny

Legendarily naughty Little Johnny sat in class quietly as the students were composing a poem with their teacher. When she asked for an F-word that rhymed with "duck" he waved his hand feverishly.

The teacher frowned and passed him by. No kids, however, could offer her a solution. Finally she glared at Johnny and called on him.

Johnny put on his devlish grin and said, "An F-word that rhymes with duck is.... fluctuation."

The teacher blurted out, "No Johnny, that's sucks! I'm so sick of telling you what a little frigging a$$hole you are!"

Answer 7

whats 1+1? 2 points 4 me

Answer 8

A lady was tending to her dog who had flees. Two boys were passing and found it appalling to see the lady with powder in her hand applying to the dog, so they watched. On seeing the boys the lady said, have you never seen a dog yet? yes maam they replied but we never see nobody powdered a dog before.

Answer 9

A MAN WAS COMING UP FROM FLORIDA AND DECIDED HE WAS HUNGY.HE SEEN A SIGN THAT SAID "ANY FLAVOR PEACHS"SO HE PULLED OVER,THERE STOOD A GENTLEMAN THAT ASK ,HOW CAN I HELP YOU?THE MAN SAID,SO YOU HAVE ANY FLAVOR HUH?WELL CAN I HAVE A STRAWBERRY AND CREAM?THE MAN BEGAN PICKING UP PEACHS AND SMELLING THEM .HE HANDED THE MAN A PEACH ,THE MAN TOOK A HUGE BITE AND SAID DAMN THIS IS THE BEST STRAWBERRY I HAVE EVER HAD,BUT WHERES THE CREAM,AND THE OLD MAN SAID TURN IT OVER,AND SURE ENOUGH HE TASTED THE BEST CREAM HE HAD EVER TASTED,SO HE ASK FOR A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY,THE MAN BEGAIN SNIFFEN THE PEACHES AND SAID HERE YOU GO,PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY,THE MAN TOOK A BITE AND SURE ENOUGH HE TASTED THE BEST AND SMOOTHEST PEANUTBUTTER HE HAD EVER TASTED,BUT WHERES THE JELLY, AND THE OLD MAN SAID TURN IT OVER,AND SURE ENOUGH THE GRAPIEST JELLY EVER.SO THE MAN DECIDED HE WOULD GET THE OLD MAN GOOD THIS TIME,SO HE ASK THE OLD MAN FOR PEACH THAT TASTED LIKE PUSSY,THE OLD MAN STARTED PICKING UP THE PEACHES ONCE MORE AND SNIFFED THEM,FINALLY HE HANDED THE MAN A PEACH AND SAID HERE YOU ARE,THE MAN TOOK HUGE BITE AND SPIT IT OUT AND SAID "HEY THIS TASTE LIKE ****"THE OLD MAN LOOKED UP AND SAID"TURN IT OVER"

Answer 10

A chinese man have eyes problems so he goes to see his doctor. after the tests the doctor says "I know what your problem is"
"what?"
"you have a catarct"
chinese man says, "no, i have a rincoln cintirental"

Answer 11

An elephant asks a camel: "Why are your breasts on your back?"

Well" says the camel, "I think that's a strange question from somebody whose dick is on his face".