A friend is going on a trip mainly for partying it up, so I want to drill a snappy slogan in his head. "No glove, no love" is the only one I remember. Help, please??
2006-08-10 11:07:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
How about "True love waits."
2006-08-10 11:13:04 · answer #1 · answered by Consuming Fire 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Cover your stump before you hump
Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
Don't be silly, protect your willy
When in doubt, shroud your spout
Don't be a loner, cover your b*ner
You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
She won't get sick if you wrap your d*ck
If you go into heat, package your meat
While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis
When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
Especially in December, gift wrap your member
Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
The right selection will protect your erection
Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
A crank with armor will never harm her
2006-08-10 11:17:27 · answer #2 · answered by Duds331 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
A tisket a tasket a condom or a casket.
2006-08-10 12:02:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think it may desire to be, yet for my section, they could tag on a why, in case they are finding for something exciting to observe. yet that query is basically too undemanding to be at here, to I third it, i think.
2016-12-11 11:42:06 · answer #4 · answered by beisler 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wrap that rascal!
2006-08-10 11:12:55 · answer #5 · answered by Lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Better safe than sorry." — anonymous quote.
If someone out there knows who said this, please reply. It's very common sense advice.
2006-08-10 11:38:34 · answer #6 · answered by mitch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't forget your raincoat.
2006-08-10 11:17:37 · answer #7 · answered by flower 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't be dumb, don't be silly, put a snakeskin on your willy!
2006-08-10 11:12:59 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just say no
2006-08-10 11:14:56 · answer #9 · answered by myangel_101211 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Love thy neighbor... but don't get caught!"
2006-08-10 11:53:34 · answer #10 · answered by Hauntedfox 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋