It's a bummer to be an egg because... ♥?

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It's a bummer to be an egg because... ♥?

1) You only get laid once.
2) You only get eaten once.
3) It takes 7 minutes to get hard.
4) You have to come in a box with 11 others.
5) The only one who'll sit on your face is your mother. ♥

2006-08-10 10:52:43 · 5 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

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lol

2006-08-10 11:03:31 · answer #1 · answered by sallymaxlove 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋

Not if someone has an egg fetish! Watch John Waters' "Pink Flamingos".

2006-08-10 18:00:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋

All of the above!!!LOL

2006-08-10 17:58:00 · answer #3 · answered by Silva 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋

The "yolk's" on us.

2006-08-10 17:57:53 · answer #4 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋

o k...............................

2006-08-10 17:56:56 · answer #5 · answered by MaryBeth 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋