Are your parents both retarded? . . . . cause you're really special!
2006-08-10 10:00:31
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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1 time when i was at a local strip bar i payed a stripper 5 bucks to say a pickup line to me and she said u smell nice wanna go?
2006-08-10 10:02:30
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answer #2
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answered by pizza_gage 2
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My fave - "Those clothes you're wearing are quite becoming; but I'd be c***ming too if I was on you."
This is a longwinded one...but still cute.
"Are your pants made of mirror?"
"No"
"They must be...'cause I can see myself in them."
-to give a zinger after a negative response "Need to get those pants fixed...there's a big crack down the back."
Anytime they do that "How you doin'?" line like Joey off of Friends...I have to laugh.
I love pick up lines...so funny.
2006-08-10 10:05:06
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answer #3
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answered by KorieSmile 2
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WHEN I WAS 13 I WAS PUSHING MY SISTER DOWN THE STREET IN HER STROLLER AND THIS GUY ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO HAVE ANOTHER KID WITH HIM... I JUST TOLD HIM NOT BY YOU , WELL I LIED, I MARRIED HIM AT THE AGE OF 17 AND WE HAD 6 KIDS... I GUESS YOU CAN SAY THAT WAS A GREAT PICK UP LINE FROM HIM TO ME CAUSE IT WORKED... LOL
2006-08-10 10:03:29
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answer #4
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answered by MARY B 3
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My wife told me that in her younger days, way before I met her some guy had a heart pinned to his shirt for valentines day and said to her "he had a heart on for her". I thought that was pretty cheesy. What do you think?
2006-08-10 10:01:41
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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Hows the weather
2006-08-10 10:00:05
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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1.Hi there do u come here often?
2.Hello beautiful,can i buy u a drink?works on men/women
3.Would u like to dance?
4.Be sincere everyone loves that!!!!
2006-08-10 10:04:48
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answer #7
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answered by little One 1
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Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by you a second time.
2006-08-10 10:04:34
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answer #8
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answered by K 3
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i know a thief
he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!
i once got a handbag in the face for that.
2006-08-10 10:01:08
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answer #9
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answered by viikos 2
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Where's the reciept? Because I should return you to Heaven.
2006-08-10 10:01:43
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answer #10
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answered by anjui63 4
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do u think u'll ever find true love?! I dunno if it was intended as a pickup line or not, but that's kinda how I took it. Pretty dumb if u ask me! lol
2006-08-10 10:01:37
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answer #11
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answered by 77684 3
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