Do any of u drink?? What is the funniest thing that you have done or witnessed while drunk???

Answer 1

I do recall when I was in the Army in South Korea back in 1990 when me and my friend were at the club we were drinking some Korea beer and some strange Korea white substance that was considered alcohol. Later that day we met some people in the same unit and there was an argument between me and the other person. Hell, I was fighting him and slamming his head on the concrete. My partner-in-crime, the dude's friend and other Korean were watching this. Within a span of five minutes we were hugging and saying that we were sorry.

After that I passed out on the concrete (my friend who was with me told me that one of the prostitutes was throwing up after I thrown up). All I remember that I was put in the cab and taken to the unit. There were other stories that I woke up and went to the bathroom and peed all over the floor (whether or not this was true remains to be seen). To add insult to injury my roommate took a picture of me in my clothes drinking some lotion.

My friend who was with me took me to the MP sergeant and he told me that I was holding up a MP blazer (truck) like I was hugging that how drunk I was. I hope you like this story.

PS: I took a picture (another time in Korea) where a private was so f-ed up and puked all over the floor.

Answer 2

Okay this was years ago. We were at my brothers doing some Christmas baking, he had a little puppy. we were drinking and having a great time when suddenly my brother ( a grown man) screamed like a girl. He had stepped in a pile of puppy poop, it was squishing through his toes. He hopped to the bathroom and washed up, came in and cleaned the carpet up. The whole time we are laughing so hard we were sick. He went out and dumped the paper towels, came in and screamed again, he stepped into yet a new pile. That is one of the funniest things that happen while I was drinking....

Answer 3

It was our 1st port call in Portugal, we had been on ship for like 2 1/2 weeks. So every one get to go out and get drunk. Well to of my Marines got so messed up that they jumped in to a pull re-anacted the takeing of Ohmah beach (their wounds where self inflicted by them puttin out cigaretts on their forhaed) and when all was said and done they said "Misson Accoplished CPL"...need less to say they did not get off that ship for a few months. Then there is the story about someone doing #2 on someones boot! but if you wanna know more e-mail me

Answer 4

Okay. This one time, I was at a frat party. There was a long line for the bathroom.

This drunk girl comes over, evidently needing the bathroom. Instead of getting in line, she goes over to the corner. She unbuttons her jeans, pulls 'em down and squats - right there in the hallway, with everyone waiting in line looking at her. She pees in the corner.

As she stands up and buttons her pants, she says, "I'm sorry. But I am soooo drunk."

Answer 5

Being drunk use to be fun for me,but now it's not.I'm an alcoholic I drink to calm my nerves. Sometimes,when I get drunk,things like the incident with Mel Gibson happen,it make people think you're crazy.

Answer 6

MAYDAY PARADE FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!! It skill he did something to disenchanted her and they'd no theory if the relationship could very last for any more effective, yet he makes a call that it will now no longer bypass on lots longer on the top. i myself love that song. I cried :')

Answer 7

I puked up pickle slices that some how were unchewed now my friends say I eat like a duck cuz they just kinda swallow thier food whole

Answer 8

I gave a friend "advanced warning" that I was going to take advantage of her. Passed out before I could. Dammit, I think she would've consented too! lol

Answer 9

watching girls make out is fun lol